You Got Questions. Your Butt’s Got Needs. We Got Foam.
You know your butt deserves better than dry paper and broken promises from "flushable" wipes. And yet, for some reason, talking about butt hygiene still feels weird. But not here, not with us. This is a no-shame, no-judgment and no-wipe-left-behind zone.
We get it when it comes to personal hygiene, especially down there, there is confusion, hesitation and even a little fear. So we are going to break it all down for you. What is Butt Champagne? Where do you use it? Why should you switch from toilet wipes? And how exactly do you use it without feeling like you are prepping for liftoff?
Let’s pop the cork on the clean life and get into it.
Spoiler: It’s Not Booze for Your Booty. But It’s Close.
So, what exactly is Butt Champagne?
Let’s clear up a few things first…!! It's not a wet wipe, it’s not a spray and it’s definitely not some weird TikTok hack involving coconut oil and toilet paper.
Butt Champagne is a luxurious, naturally formulated soap foam designed for use with toilet paper. You pump it directly onto folded toilet paper and boom—your plain old toilet paper becomes a gentle, effective cleansing paper. No plastic, no plumbing nightmares, just a clean butt and a clear conscience.
It’s made with:
· Organic Sunflower Oil – helps to calm and soothe your skin
· Organic Coconut Oil – has natural antibacterial properties to keep the funk away
· Rosemary Extract – fights odor and bacteria (because nature knows best)
· Organic Vegetable Glycerin – hydrates your cheeks like a pro
· Deionized Water – pure, clean, and simple
It’s basically skincare for your booty, minus the 18-step routine. Your rear deserves a little luxury.
Cheeks. Crack. Clean-up. Let’s Get Specific.
Where do you use Butt Champagne? Right in the crack, between the cheeks, where nature split you …. You peeps know what we mean!
After a poop? Pump a little foam onto your folded toilet paper and wipe like you have got royal standards. Sweaty after a workout? Freshen up. Got a big date? Don’t show up with swamp butt.
This is butt foam fits perfectly into your daily hygiene routine.
Perfect for:
· Post-poop cleanups
· Post-gym or sweaty summer days
· Midday freshen-ups
· Pre-date confidence boosts
It’s safe for all skin types including sensitive skin. Keep it in your gym bag, your car, your bathroom or your overnight bag. Wherever your butt goes, Butt Champagne should follow.
Because You Are Not a Caveman or a Sewer Clogger
You might be asking "Why not just use toilet paper or wipes like everyone else?"
Let’s break it down and clear those myths:
Toilet Paper
· It smears.
· It scratches.
· It does not clean as well as you think.
Toilet Wipes?
· They clog pipes (even the "flushable" ones— flushable is a huge lie, by the way).
· They are packed with synthetic junk like fragrances and preservatives.
· They contribute to landfill waste and plumbing disasters.
· They often cause irritation, rashes and infections.
Bidets?
· Fancy idea, messy in real life.
· Constant moisture is not always good for your skin — especially for women, it can mess with your natural PH balance.
· Not exactly travel-friendly. Can’t BYOB (Bring Your Own Bidet) to the office or a festival.
· And sometimes it feels less like a cleanse and more like a surprise splash in the face… but for your butt.
Butt Champagne?
· Gently cleans your butt without any rubbing or stinging.
· Moisturizes your cheeks (and your dignity).
· No clogs, no plumber visits, no awkward smell.
· It's safe, it's natural, 0% guilt.
Clean butts matter and wiping is not the same as actually cleaning. Your hands get soap and water. Your butt gets a dry rub with tissue? Come on, we can do better.
How Do You Actually Use Butt Champagne?
Using Butt Champagne is as easy as washing your face. It’s Not Rocket Science. It’s Foam for Your Butt.
Here is the step-by-step:
1. Fold your toilet paper.
2. Pump 1-2 velvety foam ball directly onto the paper.
3. Wipe gently. Think: pat, don’t attack.
4. Flush with pride.
No shaking needed. No mixing required. Just pump, wipe, done. It works with toilet paper—no need to buy anything special.
If you can butter toast, you can use Butt Champagne. The only difference? Your cheeks will come out smoother.
WHO’S IT FOR: Every Butt You Know and Love
Not Just for Fancy Butts. For Real-Life Rumps.
Who is this magical foam made for? Everyone. Literally every butt.
· Women dealing with dryness or irritation
· Men who do not believe in skincare (your butt deserves some love too)
· Couples who like their pre game extra clean
· LGBTQ+ folks who want sensitive, inclusive hygiene
· And for the young generation that refuses to settle for wet wipe drama.
Whether you live in jeans, thongs, yoga pants or nothing at all—this is for YOU. It’s not about being fancy. It’s about being clean.
No, It Won’t Leave You Sticky or Slimy
Let’s bust some myths:
Will it leave me sticky?
Nope. It’s light, absorbs fast and does not leave any residue.
Will it make me break out or itch?
Nope. It’s made with organic, skin-loving ingredients.
Is it awkward to use in public restrooms?
No.. even if you stand on the toilet and yell, "I’M FOAMING MY BUTT!"
Seriously, it's discreet, quiet and easy to carry.
It’s the opposite of messy. It’s controlled, soft and leaves you feeling fresh.
BUTT CHAMPAGNE LIFESTYLE: It’s Not Just Clean. It’s a Vibe.
Pop Foam, Not Pipes. Butt Champagne is not just a product. It’s a movement.
We are redefining butt hygiene as part of real self-care. Just like you wash your face, moisturize your body and care for your skin, your butt deserves the same respect.
And there is nothing sexy about a sticky, itchy, half clean butt. Butt Champagne fits into:
· Sustainable lifestyles (no more plastic wipes)
· Clean, healthy habits (because wiping ain’t enough)
· Shame-free hygiene (because you deserve it)
The new vibe? Clean cheeks, clear conscience and absolutely zero plumbing bills.
Your Butt Has Been Through Enough. Scratching. Smearing. Suffering.
You do not need to be a skincare guru or wellness influencer to enjoy clean, happy cheeks. Just pump the foam, do your thing and let your butt experience a little luxury. Try it. Your cheeks will thank you. Your plumber will thank you. And most importantly, your confidence will thank you. Make your daily hygiene routine feel like a celebration. Clean butts rise up. Join the Butt Champagne revolution.
P.S. Your booty deserves better. Give it the champagne treatment.