“In a world obsessed with looking good on the outside, we believe real beauty starts from the bottom up. You can be anything BUTT being clean, is everything.”
You Wipe. You Flush. You Move On.
But what if we told you your personal toilet hygiene routine might actually be making things worse for your body, your plumbingand the planet?Let’s be real, most of us think we are doing a decent job keeping our butts clean with wet wipes. They’re marketed as decomposable, gentleand refreshing. But here is the kicker: they’re not as clean, safe, or eco-friendly as you have been led to believe. In fact, they are the ones making things worse.
In 2024, North America dominated the wet wipes market, accounting for around 26.4% of the global market shareand generated around USD 1.27 billion in revenue in the same year. But this booming business comes with a dirty secret. According to the National Association of Clean Water Agencies, these so-called “flushable” wipes are responsible for about $441 million annually in added costs to clean water utilities due to blockages and system damage.
Multiple lawsuits have been filed against major brands: Kimberly-Clark settled for $20 million, Costco agreed to pay $2 million and CVS is now facing legal action too. Just Google “toilet wipe lawsuits” and see for yourself — some of the biggest names in your bathroom have been found guilty.
Mark Schotte, who filed the complaint in Massachusetts federal court is hoping to receive at least $5 million in damages caused by wipes- Beverly man sues Stop & Shop over so-called 'flushable' wipes
And it’s not just cities paying the price — homeowners are footing the bill too, with repairs costing them approximately $7,000 or more, depending on the severity of the damage.
So before you flush that wipe, ask yourself: is it really worth the risk?
Wipes Aren’t the Clean Heroes You Think They Are
Let’s break it down (unlike wipes, which don’t break down).
Toilet wipes are marketed as "flushable." That’s a bigstinky lie. Even the so-called flushable ones do not disintegrate. What happens instead? Your pipes get clogged, your sewer backs up, you get poor and your plumber gets rich.
Need proof? In the U.S., class action lawsuits have popped up against major brands due to damage caused by these notsoflushable wipes. Some homeowners ended up paying tens of thousands of dollars because of wipes creating severe damage in their plumbing.And that is just the pipes.
The recent case about DUDE Wipesis the example you should not miss— they're currently facing a class action lawsuit which claims that their “flushable” wipes not only cause plumbing disasters, but also falsely advertise that they’re Made in the USA. It's a messy situation, literally and legally.
Misleading marketing, plumbing nightmares, and environmental concerns — all wrapped up in ONE WIPE.
Ever heard of a fatberg? It’s a disgusting blob of grease and wipes all clumped together, clogging up sewer systems. That grease comes from cooking oils washed down the sink. Add in wipes that don't dissolveand boom, you have got a nightmare under your street.
But that’s not all.Toilet wipes are not just a threat to pipes, they are rough on your body too. Most contain fragrances, preservatives, detergentsand other chemicals that can cause:
• Skin irritation and rashes
• UTIs (urinary tract infections)
• Yeast infections
• Itchy bum
And environmentally? Don’t get us started. Estimates say the average person uses more than 1,000 wipes a yearcontributing billions of pieces of plastic to landfills every year. Most wipes aren’t biodegradable, even when brands claim they are.
So yeah. Not so clean after all.
Spoiler: Wiping Isn’t the Same as Cleaning
Here’s the thing. Wiping just... wipes. It does not always remove everything. It can smear, leave residue and spread bacteria around.
We have a phrase for that: "smudge the fudge." Yup. That is what wiping often does.Would you clean your hands after dinner with just a dry napkin and call it a day? No right…! So, why do you treat your butts like they do not deserve better?You finish doing your business. You wipe that area with some wet wipes. And then you go to the sink and wash your hands with soap and water.
Your butt, the area which should be the most hygienic—only gets wiped, while your hands get the soap and watertreatment. That’s not hygiene intelligence. That’s just absurd.
Butt Champagne is Better, Safer, Cleaner
Not a Gimmick. A Game-Changer.
Inspired by a brutally honest Vice article titled "Let’s Be Real, Americans Are Walking Around with Dirty Anuses," Butt Champagne was created to bring personal hygiene, common sense and luxury to your toilet hygiene routine.
It’s not a wipe. It’s not a spray. It’s not a gimmick.It’s a foam. For your butt. And it’s glorious.
What is Butt Champagne?
Butt Champagne – cleans you where nature split you.
It’s a toilet paper foam that’s appliedon regular toilet paper and turns it into a soothing, moisturizing, deep-cleaning wipe, without any plastic or plumbing disasters.
Key Ingredients:
• Organic Sunflower Oil — Soothes and softens skin
• Organic Coconut Oil — Natural antibacterial that keeps cheeks happy
• Rosemary Extract — Fights bad odor and bacteria
• Organic Vegetable Glycerin — Moisturizes and prevents irritation
• Deionized Water — Pure base, no metals or salts
No alcohols. No harsh chemicals. No hidden junk.
Benefits:
• Safe for sensitive skin
• Certified clean (check out our FYI page for proof!)
• Prevents itching, rashesand discomfort
• No risk of skid marks or embarrassing smells
• Doesn’t clog your plumbing
• Eco-friendly, no plastic, no waste
Think of it as skincare for your behind. Gentle, effectiveand yes, a little bougie.Because you deserve it.
And with summer coming, there is no better time to keep things fresh. Whether you are in a bikini, thongs, yoga pants, white shorts or tight shorts, Butt Champagne makes sure there is no itch, no odor, no marks and no awkward moments.
Wipes Vs. Butt Champagne, Let’s Compare Cheeks to Cheeks
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Feature |
Butt Champagne |
Leading Brand of Toilet Wipes |
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Flushable |
✅ Yes |
❌ No (even if labeled flushable) |
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Eco-Friendly |
✅Yes |
❌No. Plastic & landfill waste |
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Skin-Safe |
✅Yes. Natural, soothing ingredients |
❌No. Often causes irritation |
|
Real Clean |
✅Yes. Deep clean with gentle foam |
❌No. Just smears and wipes |
|
Smell |
✅Fragrance free(purity is priority) |
❌ Harsh or Chemical Scent |
|
ClassCoolFactor |
✅ Elegant bottle, adult hygiene |
❌ Baby wipes for adults |
People Are Switching and Their Butts Have Never Been Happier
Don’t just take our word for it. These are verified reviews from real Butt Champagne users.
Ditch the Wipes. Join the Butt Champagne Revolution.
Wipes are misleading, expensive, unsafe and not eco-friendly. They irritate your skin, wreck your pipesand hurt the planet.
Butt Champagne? It’s gentle. It’s clean. It’s smart. It’s better.In every way.
And bonus: it’s more economical and more sensible in the long run than the constant wipe restock, plumber visitsand laundry mishaps.
So if you would notcleanyour face with a dry tissueor a wet wipe with unfamiliar ingredients, then neither should you for your butt. Your butt deserves better.
Try Butt Champagne today.Your cheeks will thank you. And so will your plumber. Making America Clean Again – one butt at a time
P.S. Your booty deserves better. Give it the champagne treatment.